Wednesday, August 14, 2013

#2 Funny Misconceptions about Moms and Back-to-School


Misconception Number 2: Moms like to go school shopping. 
Are you freaking kidding me? Why do I pay taxes?…so I can rack up a 200 dollar bill at Staples for crap that we have laying around my house in junk drawers. Why does it have to be new pencils? What’s wrong with the chewed up, broken strawberry shortcake pencils sitting in the bottom of the toy box for the last 6 months? And how many subject books can you possibly need? What happened to reading, writing and arithmetic. If they added a couple of things for parents to that list I wouldn’t mind so much….why not pencils, erasers and vodka …..or some Nyquil.

1 comment:

  1. Haha, yeah parents need the vodka, but not sure they would send that to school. ;0)

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