Last two Funny Misconceptions about Moms and Back-to-School

Yep, the last two funny misconceptions. Remember I borrowed these from a blogger named Diana, so I can't take the credit (and really I don't think these last two are the golden ones that she wrote). 

So if you have or had kids back to school, this list should give you a smile or not.

#9: Moms don’t mind taking you to school if you miss the bus.

Your bus comes at 7:10 am….which means that you should be standing by the door at 7:05 am.

Not eating breakfast, chasing the dog around the house or in the bathroom, asking me to check your homework while I’m taking a shower.

Get it together! I don’t like running down the street in my jammies at 7:12 screaming “Please wait” or “If you stop I’ll show you my boobies.”

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#10: Moms cry on your first day of school.

We do cry but they are tears of joy.

I have done my job.

I have successfully kept a human child alive for at least 5 years without doing any major damage.

Motherhood is the hardest job in the world!!

Sure, doctors save lives and CEO’s run million dollar businesses but…you teach a kid not to poop their pants and then you can say you’ve made the world a better place.”